Put your hand up if you completely over hauled your team. Guilty as charged I am afraid, would have got far more points leaving it alone.
United school Tottenham 3 - 0, showing that you win nothing with kids. Jones, Cleverley, Wellback, Smailing were great and Young and Rooney were also brilliant. Arry's lot looked like they were back at school being taught a lesson
When I grow up I am going to be a footballer like Wayne Rooney - Gareth Bale aged 5
33% of managers experienced the big flop syndrome
placing Aguero in their side (I was one of the sheep). He was later substituted for El Mercenary Carlitos Tevitez who looked so chuffed to be there. Bolton gave them a great game and it ended up 2 - 3, Klasnic with an accomplished finish and Davies with a header either side of half time.
Dzeko looked effective and David Silva turned in a man of the match performance both scoring goals, although Jugugwaatatslllinnneannn was too blame for Silvas. Gareth Barry scored an absolute peach shaving Micah Richards face in the process.
Ha weigh man, Newcy brown ale anyone! Yes we had a visit to Newcastle to the cultural 'epicenter' of England
Dzeko looked effective and David Silva turned in a man of the match performance both scoring goals, although Jugugwaatatslllinnneannn was too blame for Silvas. Gareth Barry scored an absolute peach shaving Micah Richards face in the process.
Ha weigh man, Newcy brown ale anyone! Yes we had a visit to Newcastle to the cultural 'epicenter' of England
Rat Barton tasted his medicine and it is bitter. Old Seb 'Uruguay' Larsson
But I never touched it ref init ...........
did a Schmeichel star jump to keep the rats header out first half. Best of all the ref did not see it :-). Tynewear Derby and the toon army showed that football really is a game of two halves. Sunderland looked great especially Sessegnon and Elmohamdy. Newcastle ended up nicking it with a Ryan Taylor goal.
Cockney wide boys Chelsea looked shambolic at the back first half with Alex the Brazilian donkey
letting Shane Long Odds ride him!
AVB doing his Mourinho impressions is already getting boring.
I held the ball first, I am the special one "No I am the special one" etc...
Appears Jose clone is also a fan of Mata at Valencia, him and Arsene both. He started with Torres and the incredible sulk upfront, later realised he needed some presence and threw on the Drog. WB lived with them very well first half and caused them problems. Cole and Boswingwa bombed on and started creating chances. Anelka got the first as Franky play acted on the floor sulk picked it up and slotted it past Ben Affleck. Portugals Evil Knievel
crossed it for Malouda to slot, huge collective sigh of relief at Stamford bridge. Odemwingie made a cameo appearance and managed to rile up Terry Bentley!
Poor old Arsene if it does not rain it pisses it down. Nasri played but he certainly has the look of a man dreaming of Arab gold. Kenny started with the Gorgeous pony tail
Continuing the tradition of Liverpool strikers, bloody awful hair cuts.
but Arsenal dealt well with the ball into the box (for a change). Arsenal lack penetration at the Emirates and Suarez pops up again with a goal. Mr T gets himself sent off and Kos limped off, surely its time to dust of the cheque book Arsene.
Pity the fool who thinks I can replace chorizo boy.
A freak own goal topped of a rather miserable afternoon at the Emirates.
Villa have a good result at home 3 - 1 which I attribute to Blackburn being as bad as Villa were good. Two highly unlikey scorers in Gabbi (Brat Trick) Agbonlahor, and Cart Horse Heskey.
Gabbi scores off the pitch plenty as you can see, all pregnant at the same time. LEGEND !!
Bent the poacher chipped in and gay boy Pedersen
Cooeee boys
scored a good header inbetween that to make Given selectors sad!
Everton do an Everton, early doors.
Sausages woof moyes a good boy then
They are like a little dog, when you stroke his back they roll over and let you tickle their belly.
Tommy Smith with a neat finish for QPR.
After tipping Vorm last week, he gets 11 pts for saving a penalty and getting a clean sheet. Does not help when he is on the bench does it.
Other scores
To the table and L33t Wolves and SlyFoxes fighting it out sharing the top spot, like savage animals. Great weekends from MasterBT, Sly Fox, Robin and Henry for his first ever Fantasy week scoring some good points Only 21 points between the top 10 places, every one knows the league is not won in August ask Sir Beetroot he'll tell you.
A freak own goal topped of a rather miserable afternoon at the Emirates.
Villa have a good result at home 3 - 1 which I attribute to Blackburn being as bad as Villa were good. Two highly unlikey scorers in Gabbi (Brat Trick) Agbonlahor, and Cart Horse Heskey.
Gabbi scores off the pitch plenty as you can see, all pregnant at the same time. LEGEND !!
Bent the poacher chipped in and gay boy Pedersen
Cooeee boys
scored a good header inbetween that to make Given selectors sad!
Everton do an Everton, early doors.
Sausages woof moyes a good boy then
They are like a little dog, when you stroke his back they roll over and let you tickle their belly.
Tommy Smith with a neat finish for QPR.
After tipping Vorm last week, he gets 11 pts for saving a penalty and getting a clean sheet. Does not help when he is on the bench does it.
Other scores
To the table and L33t Wolves and SlyFoxes fighting it out sharing the top spot, like savage animals. Great weekends from MasterBT, Sly Fox, Robin and Henry for his first ever Fantasy week scoring some good points Only 21 points between the top 10 places, every one knows the league is not won in August ask Sir Beetroot he'll tell you.
Until next week, good luck managers.
I didn't even get a mention. Disappointing. This is why I lose interest after the first week...
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about Roly, you are clearly mentioned mate. Joint leader !!
ReplyDeleteHa ha, loving it Tom, well done mate. Where you find the time amongst all the nappies and crying and general merriment, I do not know. Perhaps it's the long sleepless nights. Can you tell I'm not ready to be a dad yet!
ReplyDeleteI had indeed played my wild card already as I had been unable to accept the hit of 16 points worth of transfers in the first week when some of my high hopes showed they were just that. Good ol' FF!
Sarky-tastic rating was much higher this week Tom. Top, top. . .class.
Was just reading my 'other' favourite footy website Football365 tonight and came across this. Don't think you guys have seen Gary on Sky but this is fairly amusing.
http://www.football365.com/f365-features/7122037/Give-Us-Full-Red-Nev-Arsiness-Please...