Gameweek 25

Yes he is at it again, the biggest talking point of the weekend was the much anticipated handshake that never was with Suarez pulling a Bridge.

Evra also played his part and showed Dirty Suarez his celebratory victory windmill at the end which I really enjoyed, he is French after all. 

Not touching, cant get mad

Fergie called El Dirto a disgrace and suggested Liverpool should sell him, I just think Suarez cannot help himself he is a menace not unlike a South American Bart Simpson.

He apologizes profusely after the event again, this the racist, hand-balling, biting, gesturing child. I just wonder why anyone is surprised when he misbehaves! Kenny made an absolute twat out of himself and also apologised for his post match interview and reaction.


Besides that United won the game with two quick great goals from Rooney and a consolation from you guessed it Bart Suarez.

Am an aerrroplane like ....  NEEOOOAAAHHH

League leaders arrive at Villa park and Big Ek unleashes his attacking midfielder Emile Heskey. Citeh struggled to score again away from home despite numerous chances. It it eventually came from the man who looks like he has been run over. 

Face for Radio, Lescott

When Zog and Ireland came on Villa had two great chances to take a point out of the game.

Mick McCarthy gets the sack as All Dem Wingies and Woys boys pile on the bragging rights in the Black Country derby. Maybe Roy Keane will get the job?

Tata Mick

Tottenham steam roller Newcastle, Saha had a debut to remember as Ade and him speak fluent goals. Saha with two and Adebayor with one goal and four assists.

Where have you been all my life??

Roman visits Chelski training twice in a week and no AVB it's not a coincidence. 

But boss you signed him, I told you he was shit

Toothless Chelsea were beaten soundly by Toffees who are again predictably on their second half of the season run.

Mertesacker gets shot by a sniper and McClean profited by getting the opener for Sunderland. Pin ball wizard Ramsey got the equaliser for the Gooners hitting both posts and then Arsehaven setup Thierry for the winner and I eat my words fat legend indeed.

Milk was a bad choice

Bye bye Bobby Hello Poggy at Craven Cottage as the new Fulhams striker opened his account. 

POGGGGYYY 

Dempsey smashed a drive onto the bar that hit Sorrensen and went in. Shawcross got a consolidation goal for the Potters and three bonus points EA SPORTS PPI bullshit??

Other scores

To the table and it is a mediocre Gameweek for most apart from 666 who got a Adebayortastic 86! To the top 5 and Nick scores 55 and goes into second, El Scorpiano is the victim dropping two places to fourth. FA cup this weekend, how dull.

Gameweek 24

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ..........



Best second half of the season at Stamford Bridge due to drama and awful refereeing from Howard 'Best Ref' Webb.

Some of the dodgiest penalties decisions since Uriah Rennie. It has been a decade since United have won there. Danny boy found wonder kid Evans chest to rebound past El Grincho.

Ive got it covered so I do Grinchy

Utd went close through Welbeck. Nando bends it like Beckham for the so far disappointing Mata who ironically had one of his best games to technique it in with the side foot on the volley, ole.

Boinnggggg NETTTTT

Mata then swung in a great ball for David Luiz aka Ferdinand to head past De Gay. To the penalties and Wazza fell back onto the score sheet and dispatched both with great composure.

The indecisive Lemon and Herb Nando squander a great chance leaving the diminutive Cheap Dorito to head United level in between two six foot + centre halves.

You got this one Sideshow??

To the noisy neighbours and Citeh welcomed Fulhams sans Zamora to a very white Etihad. Kun strummed his guitar after stroking home a penalty with no Egotelli around.

Air Guitar fail

A Johnson setup Baird for Citehs second as they pushed on. After dusting off the lines for snow Kun setup the poor mans Bosnian Shearer unselfishly.

Blackburn mauled by Arsenal as Walcott, Arteta, The Ox, Van the Man and even Henry grabbed attacking points galore. It was a master class of attacking football and reminded us how good they can be! Gunners were 3 - 1 up when Givet put in a shocker on Freddie and was red carded. Robin scoring an incredible 23 pts with three goals and two assists, jack a nack a noori.

I put the bun in the oven, 3 times oh yeah

Liverpool - Tottenham proved to be a stalemate, the most exciting part of the game was when a cat walked onto the pitch. 8 draws at Anfield now for Kenny!

Meeoow I am the draw cat

A sorry looking Villa got Senegaled by Ba and Cisse at Sports Direct Arena. R Taylor goes off injured but still gets an assist, what a double bastard. Keane drew the game with a good feed from Zog. Cisse finish for the winner was top draw.

Honey Monster gets tight, wanker

McClean scores a wonder goal for the Black Cats and of course Sess had something to do with it.

Other scores

To the table and courtesy of RVP some gargantuan scored this week with a goliath 100 from El Scorpiano, Ayoba Mr Christophle who jumps over Ant. AVFC's other Cape Town fan coming in with a very respectable 93 and Nick and Euie Pooh also come in over 90.

Gameweek 23

Handcuffs, own goals and saved penalties

What for you strange little man??

Citeh lose to Moyes Sticky Toffees, Wart Hog got the winner and a better leaving gift than a voucher for Fergie.

Gibson's first for Everton

Utd make Stoke pay the penalty with Berbs and Cheap Dorito convert two penos awarded.

AVB gets lucky at the Liberty, Swans again out play a top 6 side. Sinclair scored a rooster which was cancelled out with an own goal assisted by Evil Kneivel

Sinclair high fives the imaginary bear

Fulham also snatched a draw from the jaws of victory as Woys boys get a late equaliser.  Yank got one for the Cottagers but Woys lads got a draw from Tchoyi.

Bale goes ape on Wigan scoring two and should of had his hat trick

Liverpool away from home looked in good form, get them to Anfield they feel the pressure. Kuyt, Carrol yes yes I know and Salami.

Dirk borrowed Stevie G's kit

Villa give the transfer window happy R's a head start at Villa park with the mad as a bag of frogs Cisse getting one on his debut.

Both bonkers

More amazingly Villa give them a two goal start and still came back through Benty and the Zog.

Well in Benty

Toon defenders please lots of fantasy managers especially R Taylor the bastard by not conceding at Blackburn. Obertan adding the second after a Dann own goal.

Good goal, shit footballers signature. Not enough squiggles

The gunners Arsenal is firing more blanks with RVP seriously unlucky not to add more goals to his tally. Ox was full of industry and Walcott full of shit finishing, Bolton also came close with N'Gog.



Sessignon is on fire but Campbell almost showed him up with a great goal and scintillating cross for Sess to finish of his great approach play.

I'm gorgeous

Cameos from McClean and Bardsley

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Other scores

To the table and a rather large dollop of points for Shakey Bakey, with Nick Nock, Anty Panties and Top Dog Euie cementing their place in the top 4.