Gameweek 24

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ..........



Best second half of the season at Stamford Bridge due to drama and awful refereeing from Howard 'Best Ref' Webb.

Some of the dodgiest penalties decisions since Uriah Rennie. It has been a decade since United have won there. Danny boy found wonder kid Evans chest to rebound past El Grincho.

Ive got it covered so I do Grinchy

Utd went close through Welbeck. Nando bends it like Beckham for the so far disappointing Mata who ironically had one of his best games to technique it in with the side foot on the volley, ole.

Boinnggggg NETTTTT

Mata then swung in a great ball for David Luiz aka Ferdinand to head past De Gay. To the penalties and Wazza fell back onto the score sheet and dispatched both with great composure.

The indecisive Lemon and Herb Nando squander a great chance leaving the diminutive Cheap Dorito to head United level in between two six foot + centre halves.

You got this one Sideshow??

To the noisy neighbours and Citeh welcomed Fulhams sans Zamora to a very white Etihad. Kun strummed his guitar after stroking home a penalty with no Egotelli around.

Air Guitar fail

A Johnson setup Baird for Citehs second as they pushed on. After dusting off the lines for snow Kun setup the poor mans Bosnian Shearer unselfishly.

Blackburn mauled by Arsenal as Walcott, Arteta, The Ox, Van the Man and even Henry grabbed attacking points galore. It was a master class of attacking football and reminded us how good they can be! Gunners were 3 - 1 up when Givet put in a shocker on Freddie and was red carded. Robin scoring an incredible 23 pts with three goals and two assists, jack a nack a noori.

I put the bun in the oven, 3 times oh yeah

Liverpool - Tottenham proved to be a stalemate, the most exciting part of the game was when a cat walked onto the pitch. 8 draws at Anfield now for Kenny!

Meeoow I am the draw cat

A sorry looking Villa got Senegaled by Ba and Cisse at Sports Direct Arena. R Taylor goes off injured but still gets an assist, what a double bastard. Keane drew the game with a good feed from Zog. Cisse finish for the winner was top draw.

Honey Monster gets tight, wanker

McClean scores a wonder goal for the Black Cats and of course Sess had something to do with it.

Other scores

To the table and courtesy of RVP some gargantuan scored this week with a goliath 100 from El Scorpiano, Ayoba Mr Christophle who jumps over Ant. AVFC's other Cape Town fan coming in with a very respectable 93 and Nick and Euie Pooh also come in over 90.