Gameweek 5

What a strange weekend of Premiership football. All three of the promoted clubs won and Sunderland thumped Stoke 4 - 0 who had been looking so solid and the Black cats has been looking like pussies in front of goal

Steve Bruce after the game. PPPRRRR

On a more familiar note the red freight train continues it's momentum, great cross from Villa reject Young for Smailings header. Nani went through Mata like he did not exist and unleashed a spanker of a finish.

Your a show off wanka Louis

Rooney fed of some scraps and United went in 3 - 0 up a half time. The only thing is Chelsea could have been on level terms, it was such a open game. Anelka set up Nando for a 50 mil kind of finish we have not been used to from him lately. Rooney missed a penalty, he replaced the divit like his Barnett and let everyone know it was the pitches fault.

It waah de pitch doh like

 Two finishes we have been used to from Nando subsequently followed when he blazed over the bar and then did a Ronnie Rosenthal in front of an unguarded net!

Oh Mierda indeed Mr Nando

Cashely Mole crocks Javier cheap dorito much to Govern Beetroots dismay and Terry and Cashley behave like nothin appened .... Riot scum!

The citeh's fans new celebration has me baffled I must admit, the first time in 20 years they play decent football and they turn their back to the pitch.

IRONY!!

The Smiths really were the only intelligent thing to come out of Manchester! Two great goals from Aguero again, I knew he was good but shit he has had a great start. Citeh's threw the lead away with Zamora applying a beaut of finish and scouse getting a deflected shot. Cue the violins, Mancini does not have any players.Yes he said he has no playa only Yaya and Barry, no Milner or De Jong only two internationals ohh shame you big Italian baby get on with it!

Mancini speaking to the Sheikh shortly after, I have no money

Gabbi scored again for Villa but they only managed a lucky draw as Newcastle played well in midfield with Cabaye and Tiote bossing things.

As mentioned earlier;

QPR won 3 - 0 as did Swansea, Norwich even got in on the act with a 2 - 1 over Bolton away from home. Warnock again doing his best to convince us that QPR are the barca of cockney land. Swansea finally scored in Wales like any tourist at the weekend, Sinclair looks decent and would suit a move to a big club so he can be a cockier twat than he is already.


Blackburn fans were baying for big sweaty babies blood

The gunners who have had empathy for all comers duly obliged helping old stevo out by throwing away a lead twice. Two own goals again highlighted Arsenals huge defensive frailties, it ended up 4 - 3 although Arsenal nearly leveled it at the death. Goals from melon, matador and chicken was not enough as Yakubu's butterfly bat impression was seen twice, been a while but he is scoring in the prem again.

Gangsta

They are now 17th with 4 points, Arsene is looking for a job as a wine snob

Sacre bleu, I love a drop of claret

Liverpool get spanked at Spurs, could not have happened to a better club. Adebayor is loving life with a brace and Modric looks really happy until Chelsea put in an improved offer in January with a rooster of a finish.

I just add on 5 million Mr Harry sir

Compounding the problem Liverfool have Adam and Skrytel sent off for two yellows! Even Defoe is baxk scoring dancing around Jose Enrique.

Everton win 3 - 1 and two of the new lads were on the score sheet, they sound like characters from Star Wars. Di Santo continued his hitting the ball off other players ability for this second deflected goal in as many weeks for Wigan.

The scores

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Unpredictable week meant low scores but Cross Bar FC and El Scorpiano did well getting over 60 points.

Special mention has to go to Andre with 12, sorry mate but that is probably the worst score I have ever seen. Stop picking Liverpool players!!  It is pretty much as we were at the top and the trident of Rooney, Dzeko and Aguero is looking very tempting!

Until next week.