Gameweek 6

Seems United are not unstoppable and every cloud has a Silva lining, just ask Mancini.

Roberto also shared this week how nice a lad Balotelli is, always helps if he is on the pitch as he scored the first. Perennial bench warmer Milner scored the second for Citeh after being passed in by the swashbuckling EL Dogtanian Silva.

Jonathan 'Real Madrid' Woodgate continued the trend and poleaxed Cheap Dorito and United were not even awarded a penalty! Little pea was injured in the process and meant the jockey got a run out, as Rooney was missing for Salford.

Hala shit refereeing

De Gea proved his celery wrists are hardening into carrots with some fine shot stopping. Step forward Louis 'Show pony' Nani with another great goal, he really is stepping up so far this season.

Stroke me Sir Alex, I'm shiny

Crouchy 'Timmy' got the equaliser for Stoke and he really looked like he had been there for years, Stoke put in a great performance and it was a really open game. That's now 6 premiership clubs that Crouchy has scored at, he must be doing something right.

Separated at birth, TIMMYYYYY

To Chelski and what a palava Frankie is left on the bench, no mystery he is just plain shit.
El Nino flys around the game like a hurricane and scores again with a nice Cockney paella combining with Mata then promptly sees red for an awful two footed challenge.

I slip, like I do at Old Trafford

The hero of the day was Ramires who pushed forward against United and continued that but added two well taken goals in the process.Didier 'Near Death' Drogba got on at the end and added a forth but yet again Chelsea leaked a goal to make it 4 - 1.

Rafa VDV was back in the fantasy points again for Spurs, even monkey boy Bale pitched in getting one of his chimp head. Wigan played like the 9 - 1 thrashing they received last year but showed up second half and made it 2 - 1.

Step forward Robin to Arsenes rescue, the lad is true class and a real showmen. He scored twice with some sublime finishes and scored his century of Arsenal goals ....

I'm the great pretender

Theo pulled up lame and the poor mans Fabregas Arteta strolled around and is looking the business. The ginger skunk added the third.

Demba Ba was the obvious candidate for a hat-trick and duly pulled a rabbit out of the hat. Blackburn were shambolic other than the Mountie Hoilett. Drink driver Keano has a lot to think about and drinks a pint of bitter in the post match interview.

QPR flooded the midfield at Loftus and Tarrabt, SWP and Rat bossed the game for long periods, Villa playing three in there away from home. Bannan converted a gift from Traore from the penalty spot and Villa continued there out and out defensive pattern. Traore was promptly branded an idiot by Warnock as he slid in and got himself sent off. Then Helguson managed to cross it to Honey Monster who did what he does best and scored yet another own goal.

I'm prolific so I am

Dirty Suarez and Pool bounced back and Gerrardo started on the bench. Adam got a lucky opener passing the ball of RJ who moaned that Carrol had fouled him.

Wonder what he would do if he meant to score?

 Suarez added the second with a great run and excellent finish under Brandy.

Kiss my bad self

Not happy being subbed off for Steveio Gerrardio, Suarez shows some petulance and kicks H2O everywhere tsk tsk dirty Uruguayan. Super sub for Wolves Fletcher manages to nick one back and Brandy then performed heroics in the Wolves goal keeping the score to 2 - 1.

Other Scores

To the table and a spanking weekend for Cesar the geezer and El Scorpiano predict points where others dared not to go. It was all change in the top 5 with Sly Fox going to the top of the leader board, I think he might be taking it seriously this year. Snapping at his heals is Ryan and was Donovan who had a poor weekend. The VVolf and Salford Excited make up the rest of the top 5.