Gameweek 7

Norf London has experienced a power shift as the Gameweek of local derbys proved very interesting.

Arsenals youth team arriving at Whitehart Lane

Refereeing decisions were also a theme, poor ones obviously from the twat in the cap and card happy Atkinson .

To the Norf London derby and the return of Adebayor, he was grinning like a striker playing against As Per Usual 'Inconsistent' Mertesacker and Song. The Arsenal fans sang about the Togolese bus being shot up to welcome him back which was pretty rough even by their standards. VDV is looking bang on form again as is chimp boy, VDV proved form is temporary and class is disguising a blatant hand ball for his first.

Football not handball, you liberal dope smoker

The Gooners leveled the game with the other good Welsh guy in the Premiership Aaron Ramsey. Arsenal had their periods of domination like Tottenham but always looked like being broken down. Great strike to win the game from Walker Villa reject but  limpy Wristy Scnezy Wescnezy should have done better.

Smells a bit tasty

To the Merseyside Derby literaly seperated by some rather grey looking water.

It was Liverpools turn to hold Evertons head under the famous river. Card happy referee Martin Atkinson spoilt the game by punishing a perfectly legal tackle sending Rodwell off.

Watching

Still watching

Red card, well done Ref your a twat

El Rat Dirty Suarez (new rat this gameweek, try and keep up) acted like he had been administered a lethal injection whilst in the air. More play acting from Senor Rat meant the awarded penalty came with a side order of justice served up by a camouflaged tourettes. Only ½ the penalties have been scored so far this Prem season! Carrol broke the deadlock put on a plate by Enrique. El Rata Patata adds the second when the circus arrives and two clowns called Baines and Distin entertained the children at Goodison. Surprisingly the Everton fans had some spare coins to throw at El Rat.

Buy some cheese you camp rat

Salford did what they do best and helped Norwich snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The canaries must have smelt gas in the United mine and died, they had SO MANY CHANCES!!

Wallace & Gromit showed them how it was done heading in from close range.Welbeck added the second and had O'Neill clone Lambert cursing his luck, really how did Norwich manage not to score??

Johnson scores a sublime opener for Citeh, just like his cracker to win at the Stadium of Light last season.
Kun pulled his plonker and was replaced by MOTM Nasri, he scored and set-up two.

All hail, me

Super Mario continued his good run showing some good forward play and bagged himself a goal with great movement.

Should have played Nintendo Carlitos

Gabbi, Gabbi, Gabbi, Gabbi Agbonlahor he's fast as f$$k, he's going to score. Yes the only football song currently true and not an exaggeration. Quality goal and great run and cross to set-up Benty for his first in-front of the Holte End.

Wolves lost to Newcastle, BA scoring from a badly defended clipped corner. Guitterez added a second with a Messi like jinking run and finish (he is Argentinian after all). Ref then missed a blatant penalty for Wolves and the twat in the cap called the ball out before Doyle bundled it in.

The Taffs beat Stoke at home after a shocking tackle from Shawcross gifted Sinclair with a penalty. Danny Graham finally got his first goal of the season after finishing his last top goalscorer in the Championship.Ironically Swansea's best defender this season has been their goal, which has been hit 9 times already this season.

Arsene's new January transfer target

Fulham spanked Qpwankas hitting 6 in the other London derby. Andy Johnson revisiting his old Palace form with the first ever Fulham hat-trick prompting Jazz Hands celebration

1  2  3  .... JAZZ HANDS 

Surgeon, Scouse and Yank added the others.

As you know I am not the biggest Frank Lumphard fan as demonstrated he is past it and shit by showing he is still one of the best goal scoring midfielders around with another hat-trick.

Yeah well done Franky you can count, Lamps after scoring his second.

Chelski embarrassed Bolton with old boy Sturridge scoring 2, Luiz looked a force again on his return. However Chelskis leak continued as Boyatta added a consolation just after ½ time. Trojan horse Big Kev was denied a second Bolton goal by another poor ref decision as the ball had crossed the line.

That element of surprise in Bolton's front play

Scores

To the table

Alister spots AJ was in good form bagging some great points, JZ did well out of Villas solid defense and Smiley and Wildcard Marshall had good returns. Only change in the top being Ryan leap froggin Sly. Still all to play for chaps



International break means a sad and vacant weekend ahead.