Gameweek 10

Defending, what has happened to it?? The art of the block, sliding tackle and showing the winger onto his weaker foot has all but disappeared. A case in point the London derby, Chelsea - Arsenal. Do not get me wrong, this is one of the best games entertainment wise I have seen for a long time.

It seems that they have all been to the Roberto Carlos defending school

I can swerve free-kicks, defending??

modelling themselves on Brazilian wing backs. Great pushing on forward, terrible when asked to face up and pick up a man. Bosingwa, Cole, Santos (obviously), Terry and Per 'Usual' Mertesacker (in great need of Vermaelen).

To the game and King Robin has scored 28 in 27 games and ½ Arsenals goals this season adding a great hattrick, what are they going to do when he gets injured?

Bergkamp, Wright and VP - Gooner Legends

 Mata has started to really step up for Chelski and added and assist and great goal to level up 3 - 3

It ended up 3 - 5, great game for the neutral not for their defending coach Cafu Carlitos

Newcastle are still confounding the critics and got a phenomenal result away at Stoke. Notable performance from the big guy again upfront and the Toons hard hitting midfield.

Tasty Hat-Trick from Baaaaa

To Goodison

United line-up

United kept it tight and shut-up up shop, although the Toffee's bring the dynamite and a pneumatic drill.
Cheap Dorito got the only goal of the game, Everton gave them a thorough examination.

I not cheap holmes, I cost 10 million fantasy monies

Fergie played Rooney in the holding role in midfield as ironically he seems the only player in the squad who is able to sit in there and push on.

Wesley where are you son? I am striker like!

Wolves were resilient and managed to hold out for 52 mins. Rotation Mancini put in Dzeko who scored the first goal. Kolarov and A Johnson added the goals, AJ is in supreme form with a clinical pass round Brandy. Ended 3 - 1.

First choice in any other team in the Prem, not at Citeh Merry-Go-Round

Pool wipped out WBA with Adam filling the scouse like void in the middle of the park. Carrol paid back some of his £35 mil price tag (did they really pay that for him)

Chimp and Tulip helped remind us how bad QPR are, many heart celebrations ahoy from Monkey Boy. They win the game 3 - 1

Parker congratulates Gareth

Other Scores

To the table

Revenge of MasterBT is sitting pretty on the top of the table after a solid gameweek score and a the other top 5 not firing. As he and Sir Beetroot knows, the league is not won in November ;-)

Other notable point tallies from El Scorpiano, Robin, Nick Nock, Cesar the Geezer, Dr Dre, and Zi-Zou.