Gameweek 9

Keep racism out of football, someone should tell the players!! Suarez, Terry they are all at it...

Humiliating, Watershed, Seismic some of the words used to describe the Manchester Derby. Fergie described it as the worst ever day, but that was complete when he lost to his wife at Scrabble when he got home.

Citeh scored against the run of play with an exquisite side footed slot from young Mario. He again proved he is a fruit cake and a sandwich short of a picnic by asking Why always me?

Simple, your as mad as a bag of snakes

Second half and you are thinking United will get back in the game, but it was not to be Johnny Evans got sent off. Mario Egotelli added a second which was followed by El Kun getting in on the goals. Fletcher got United's only goal with a cracker, are they going to get back into this game. Well in a word no, they seemed to give up! I do not think Olive Oil and Govern Beetroot are on talking terms still after he seemed to invite Citeh into the penalty area. Vidic was notably annoyed in the stand.

Taxi for Rio

Dzeko made it on for the last 20 and scored twice, should have got 4. Silva was immense and deserved a goal.

Chelsea are the worst losers in the Premiership, they get so ratty when on the wrong side of a result especially Terry and Cole. Loftus was the venue for the card and attitude fest, QPR showed why they are certain relegation material for me. Sideshow Bob's overly aggressive defending gifted QPR a penalty

Luiz admires Helgusson's close control

Then the sending off of Bosingwa and Drogba changed the game surprisingly in Chelseas favour. Drog diving into Tarrabt like jumping into a swimming pool. Anelka was wasteful and Lamps managed to flick sideshows bicycle kick over the charmed QPR  goal.

Need a license for that dive Didier

Melon to the rescue, for Arsenal with a goal and two assists. The gooners had rested RVP but needed him to come on and kill of the game. Begovic will certainly be on RVP's Christmas card list with some suspect handling for both goals.

A VDV finishing masterclass yielded a victory and some great fantasy points @ Ewood Park. It left Kean looking like one of the chickens the Venkys and Blackburn owners roast in their poultry business.

This pitch is slippy for sure if I do the slip on the knee like we do in Holland

Rat proved he is statistically the most wasteful Striker in the premier league by peppering the goal and not registering. Abundant chances but it was left to Saint Bellamy to show ratty how its done. The Canaries got a goal through Holt and Pilkington forfilling his Fantasy hype with the assist, two points lost be Rat Bags...

When Villa are playing a derby at Villa Park and the commentators pull out a stat like 1979 since WBA had won it was only ever going to go one way. It was not helped by Herd being sent off for being fouled by Olsson the penis, what did the ref see? It has been rescinded but fat lot of good that is now

What a fish faced moron

Bent scored a peno after Gabbi was felled by Ben Affleck, Olsson then compounded Villa misery by scoring. Journey man Scharner added the second as the Baggies boing boing'd just under Villa in the table. Tchoyi was a real handful and may start upfront for WBA after Shane Long was chopped down by Hutton.

Drenthe, Danny Graham and Sessignon were other notable performers

Other Scores

To the table and myself, Smiley and Jenner were involved in a points nutty cluster in positions 10,11 and 12. The top 6 remained unchanged (how is Roly still at the bloody top) and another big derby this weekend Chelski - Gooners. Probably wont be 6 - 1 I am thinking, you never know.