Gameweek 8

Home it appears is king with the exception of Wigan, not many clean sheets to be had and the Manchester clubs kept everyone guessing with their squad rotations

Rooney, Silva and Nasri involved in squad rotation

Biggest club game in the world, Liverpool and Manchester United? The grudge match was held at Anfield, Gerrardo returned to the starting line-up. Liverpool did all the heavy lifting as Sir Beetroot packed out the midfield. Meaning not a too fantasy friendly return of points from the game. Capitano Scouse was helped out by the same sniper who shoots Suarez when Adam went down for a free-kick.

Then flaky pastry Giggsy sausage roll flaked of the wall when Gerrardo struck the free-kick.

Sausage roll was obviously thinking of his sausage which he has been getting some good use out of recently.

Giggs copies Suarez, gay boys

De Gea pulled out some great stops, he seems brilliant when he does not have time to think. United have allowed 112 shots at their goal this season already !! On came the A-Team and little pea scored a brilliant instinctive goal creating space to draw level from Welbeck's flick on. Henderson had a good game when he came on and went close twice.

Super Mario started at Eastlands with an overhead to open the scoring

Run over by a car Mario?

Villa started well in the opening 10 - 15 minutes. Not surprising as Villas record away at Citeh is shocking with 10 of the last 11 visits ending in a defeat. Adam Johnson continued his great run after scouse fluffed his lines, although he made amends by scoring Villas only goal. Kompany and Villa reject Milner added the others, bench warming bastards was a sublime finish.

Quality goal

Step forward RVP, pure class and the only big money/name player to deliver this gameweek. 28 seconds it took for Freddie to finish banging it in the bottom corner. He then nearly pulled of one of the goals of the season so far with a delicious chip from outside the box, saved by the post.

Then started the freekick competition, Larsson was the first to enter with a fantastic hit.

Not to be upstaged RVP stepped up with a great curling effort. Which was your favourite?

Chelski beat Everton comfortably 3 - 1, Mata was the puppet master pulling the strings and orchestrating all the play through the middle.

Spain and Chelsea's Juan Mata

He was instrumental in Sturridges and Ramires goals.They of course conceded, don't be stupid the Fiat 'Velios' snuck one in.

Newcastle - Tottenham was a great game, two form teams butting heads and playing attacking football

Arry's on the left, ginger

Van der Vaart converted a penalty for Spurs and Ba confirmed he is still on fire and looks good value. Defoe came on back to goal, swivel bang 2 - 1. Shola Ameba iobi scored a great goal with a great finish for the big man.

Shola celebrating after his goal

Other notable performances from the weekend from Sugar injection Etherington, Chris Eagles and Pilkington

Other Scores

To the table and the L33T Wolv3s, El Scorpiona, JZ and Ant managing to scrape decent points from an otherwise barren Gameweek.



All the above raised up the table along with Master BT, well done you buggers!!

So the big Mancunian show down this weekend, I am going to leave this one well alone.