Gameweek 20

It's double time as Spurs and Everton play two games!
No win in four for Chelsea but managed to stumble past Wolves. Nambi Pambi Nando

That's how its done Nando, I dun the mug

started and Lamps but in a shocker on Hammil showing he is no pussy, deserved red. Cashley was kicking anything that moved as Chelski lost their discipline. Ramires got the first and went and had a group hug with AVB.

We all love AVB

Ward equalised with a sweet strike, Lump hard who should not have been on the pitch added the winner for Romans rebels.
Villa are consistently inconsistent and lose to Swansea at home. Warnock made Dyers new year with a no look back pass. Dyer made Warnock look asleep tormenting him the entire game. 

Bosnich got in trouble for that Nathan

Routledge got his first ever Prem goal, he has played for seven clubs!

Original Rat got a goal and then sent off for a head butt! It can only be Joey Barton.

What do you mean you don't follow me on twitter

What a scum bag! Norwich went on to win obviously as the R's looking good for relegation with out serious activity in the window.

Pepe dived over Bullis goal with a weetabix dive. 

Pepe praying that did not just happen

Exotic scored a powerful header and will be missed. Jim bob added a penalty after Yaya was downed by Schmeiges. 3 - 0.


Virgin money the Toon armys sponsor and United play like a bunch of timid virgins.

United starting 11

They had not beaten United for a decade but Utd were pathetic in everything they did. Without the Serbian mob boss

I would have smothered them

they look thoroughly delicate and Ba and Ameba bullied them again as Yak did last week. Cabaye added brilliant second which took of like a rocket, wind assisted.

Jones pressed the self destruct button in his own box stooping when he should have been clearing.

Wengers Gooners choked in the London derby and Jols boys seem to have turned the corner. The defence looked very makeshift, surely Arsene should have a dip into the transfer window. Djourou saw red for two clumsy tackles.

If I just pretend I am not here he will send Kos off

The deputising Stockdale was kept very busy in the first half with some brilliant saves. Koscielny got the opener with a good header from a corner. Sidwell got Fulhams equaliser and Mac the knife got the winner with a clinical finish.

Tottenham had Arry worried but eventually Defoe got the winner set up by chimp boy against the Baggies. Both Sandro and Gallas hobbled off.

The prolific Tim Howard scored at Bolton but it was still not enough as the less prolific Ngog and Cahill scored for quassis boys.

Everton lost Jag, Rodwell and Osman during the game.

In miserable weather the Black Cats continue their great form under MON the messiah. Scoring 4 with two great goals from Gardner and Vaughan. How does he do it?


Finally the much awaited Tottenham - Everton fixture and Everton were ravaged by injuries to an already depleted squad. Arry's boys played great football and it was no surprise after chipping away that Chav cut in off the wing and scuffed a left footed shot under everyone. Second half and Bale, VDV and Adebayor have been as wasteful as the kings of wasteful Melon and Silly racist. Step forward Snoop unleashing a thunder bolt, duly celebrated giving it the big portion.

Fair enough but it did take a deflection of Aussie rules.

Other scores


To the table and Prostitute top scored and Dre, Pooh bear and 666 also scored in the seventies. El Scorpiano regains his second spot after a dismal Gameweek for Ant. Sly moves up as does Dre. Master BT has a 30 point lead and there is almost 100 points diff in the top ten now.....