Gameweek 19

Officially halfway through already, can you believe it??

Suarez starts his ban, so its a good start to the New Year!!

Happy birthday Sir Alex as United trounce bottom of the league Blackburn 5 - 0, Man City thrash the Black Cats at the Stadium of Light scoring three and AVB's Chelsea beat Villa 3 - 0 at the Bridge. Hang on, the end of 2011 served up the most unexpected results of any Gameweek so far.

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It was Sweaty Baby, Big Ek and MON getting the birthday presents.

Govern Beetroot left Wazza out of the squad and had a bunch of blanks on the bench as obviously Blackburn are going to be a walk over! Nani had another shocker, too inconsistent for Fantasy?

Yeah Coleen, apparently he reads the papers like

What a wanka, Super Nani he was not

The Yak bullied the United thread bare looking defence and grabbed a brace, bullying Jones and especially Carrick.

YAK throwing Jones like a javelin

Count berbaflop also grabbed a brace but as good as his goals were David bum fluff De Gea and his cronies were worse.

I promise I am not the Christmas grinch Sir Alex

So Big Ek's boys actually remembered what this football lark is all about and actually played some.

Ei, this actually looks like football. I canni believe it

Steven Ireland played a blinder and the Villa defence apart from Honey Monsters lunge for their penalty looked resolute against waves of Chelski attacks.

We are both having a good game, its a miracle

Petrov and Bent fed by Ireland got the others.

Citeh had a hammer and chisel and a crow bar and still could not penetrate Sunderlands make shift back line. The cats were purring like a panther at the back and Sessignon was causing Citeh problems on the counter. Aguero and Silva came of the bench, AJ tormented them down the right but Dzeko spurned the service and chances he received. up step Ji and Ji did he surprise us all by getting the off-side winner.

Happy belated Birthday Sir Alex after all.

Two games without a goal for the whimpering neighbours better sign Neymar in Jan Mancini.
Van the man ended one shy of Shearers scoring record but still added one as the Gooners beat the R's at the Emirates. Gooners got the only clean sheet of the Saturday games!

Everything he does looks classy

All the other Saturday games were draws with Tottenham being tripped up by the always strong Swansea at the Liberty with Van der Vaart back in the netters and Sinclair getting an equaliser.

Williams wrestles a large invisible bear

Fletcher continued his goal scoring form for the Wolves to grab an equaliser.

Big fight at the Brittania with Steve McQuinez boys getting a point from Moses and Watson penalty late on, Walters and Jerome hit the onion bag for the Potters.


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To the table and there were some shocking cap strats with Rooney, Nani and Aguero not firing. Ant and 666 top scored (52) and Prossini leaps up the table like Villa and was not far behind on 49 spotting Berbaflops form. Cross Bar goes top 2 above Christophle with Sinclair and Walters firing. Sly also still managing his team, Newcastle must be keeping him interested for a change. Damn you Demba....