Gameweek 21

Lock up your Grandmas, the codgers are back.

Henry and Scholes on the sub bench

With their zimmerman frames and tales of when I was a lad emanating from the dressing room. It smacks of desperation and having no faith in your existing squad to bring in Henry and Scholes. What must Arshavin and Anderson think the young wipper snappers?

Second managerial casualty and Warnock goes. Sparky steps into the breach and looks thoroughly miserable about the whole thing. 

I cant believe I am here either to be honest

He would have been even more miserable after watching how toothless they were against the Toon army with Best doing a Bergkamp impression for a great goal.

Arsenal make an arse out of themselves and are played of the park by a very Arsenal looking style of good possession football. It looked service as usual when RVP get the opener but the Swans were having none of it. Dyer had another great game scoring and winning the penalty that infuriated Arsene, no surprise there then.

Your shit and you know you are

That was a decision against Arsenal, it must be injustice

Sinclair and Allen looked great in the middle of the park. Walcott and Arshavin must frustrate Arsene more than never managing to get a coat that fits.

I look ridiculous, it is clearly too big

They missed Arteta in the middle with Benayoun and later Rosicky not replacing the matador. Graham got the winner when Theo finally provided some end product. It ended 3 - 2, what a game it was.

United cruised past Bolton with not so follicular challenged Rooney turned provider. Scholes actually scored to make me eat my sprouts! Other goals from Welbeck and a cheeky finish from the crab sealed a comfy one for Sir Beetroot.

Scholes at the back post

Yes Micheal you scored

Chelski ended MON's momentum with a shaky one goal victory provided by the a lucky one for Lumphard. Sessignon played well but did not provided any attacking points. Sunderland spurned some good opportunities.

Stoke visited Anfield looking for a draw and as many have found out this season Liverpool duly obliged. They do know that when your at home your supposed to attack and not pack the midfield, right Kenny?

Stoke park the bus at Anfield

How the bleedin hell have you bunch of mugs not beaten that big beaked Charlies clowns this afternoon. Arry suitably frustrated with conceding a soft goal and not capitalising on the copious amounts of chances presented to his forwards. With 22 shots to Wolves 5 and 57% of the possession Arry will be thinking Remy is a essential bit of business if he is to carry on the assault of the Mancunians.
 

You want moi Arrrrry

Notable results for Sweaty Baby, MON clone and Alan Parwho.

Monday and bottom faced top, Bob vs Bob, Wigan - Citeh at the DW Stadium. Edin Dzeko got the only goal of a dull affair. Citeh are grinding out results, Kun also looked a threat and Dogtanian provided the assist. Dzeko later stole the ball from Kun after an amazing mazy run and wasted the chance.

Kun forgot to beat Edin as well

Other results

 
To the table and Ant rinsed everyone with a magnificent 75, bonus points, assist and goals bursting out of his side. Big up. Speaking of big up the big guys lock horns at the weekend, will Citeh lose at the Etihad?