Gameweek 18

Ho ho ho ho ho merry shit captain strategy fantasy managers....

Ho ho ho merry fantasy Christmas

Turkey eaten and merry merry but what a peculiar Gameweek.

Five games end 1-1. Two nil all draws meaning points are scarce for attackers but plenty of clean sheets available.

Citeh are held by the Baggies, Hodgson really has got them well drilled and they are causing teams huge problems with Odemwingie and Longs pace.

Get amongst them longy, ohhhh

Fergie thinks all his Christmas's have come at once as United hit five AGAIN! They now draw level on points with the noisy neighbours and have halved their goal difference. Valencia again, Park and a hat trick for leading goal scorer last season and forgotten man Count Berbaflop.

Berbaflop negotiating his new United deal

Is Fergie shrewdly getting him in the boxing day sales window??

Chelski looked toothless at the bridge apart from Juan getting the opener. Yank pulled one back for the Cottagers and the serial squatter subbed off Sturridge, he really is the special one, special needs.

Liverpool get their second depressing draw at Blackburn, giving relegation hopefulls two points in as many weeks I cannot help thinking they would be better off with out El Rat. He is useless at actually putting the ball in the net.

So Chelski, Arsenal and Citeh drop points leaving Arry's Spurs to get the piece of bread and mop up the Christmas left overs.

Lovely Jubleee

Bale showed he is world class with a great cameo by Adebayor showing great feet in the box to feed the monkey. Bales second was a burst of shear pace running through the heart of Norwich and then still having the presence of mind to chip over ruddy, ruddy marvellous!

Oh shit its happened again

Other scores

To the table and Master BT shows us that revenge is a dish best served cold and breaks the thousand point barrier and we are not even half way in. Well done there pooh, keep the champagne on ice ;).

Lots of forties and fifties around but a few sixties with Ant top scoring and Johnno, Donovan and Euan showing some interest.