Gameweek 22

It was a weekend for celebrating Americana and a new King rat standing on the top of the podium.

Clint 'Bald Eagle' Dempsey

Dempsey's achievement will be explained later on but first step forward the new rat in town, Ratio Ratatelli. He has been banned but I just wish they had thrown the book at him, what he did was no worse than what Suarez did to Evra. Then he has the cheek to say he is considering quitting English football because he is being persecuted, its easy Mario stop being an arrogant twat, play football NO PROBLEM.

Citeh hosted Tottenham and got out the blocks like Usain Bolt,

Related to Balotelli?

 great ball from Silva for the glove wearing Nasri (ponce).

Great finish

Lescott then bundled the ball over for 2 nil. Only now did Arry's boys realise they should start playing, Savic at fault for a hopeful ball out of the Spurs defence caught under the ball and Defoe went through and slotted it past Hart. Bale then added a fantastic passed curling effort with dip swerve much like a banana. Chimp later passed Defoe in on the break but Defoe missed by a lick of paint. Step forward Ego Ratatelli with a disgraceful kick in the head on Scott Parker vs the world.

What a massive RAT

 Irony was he stayed on the pitch won and dispatched a penalty and pulled his usual Sugar Loaf pose.

We wish you were in Brazil, you nut

Happy 91 st birthday Grandad Wim was the message from the Emirates, Oh and Arsenal still are nowhere near United is the other.

Robin nervously reads the dyslexic kit mans handy work

Chamberlain who setup RVP for his megs on Evans was subbed off for the Russian rascal much to the displeasure of the Gunners faithful and Robin himself. United were good value for two however with a great header from the MOTM Valencia beating Vermaelen, great Giggs cross.

They added the second after RVP's goal through great work from Valencia skinning Arse shavin and passing for Blade to blast in.

Welbeck shows Wazza how its done

Cahill sat it out on his perch and Lumphard limped off early doors.Chelski drew a blank against Norwich who had conceded in every game before facing Nambi Pambi. Should it be a bookable offence for passing to Torres and the big lad Carroll for time wasting?

That's the 2nd time you've passed to Nando, your off

He make a joke

It is funny HA HA

They are looking lacking in something at the moment called genuine goal threat! Why play Sturridge on the wing? 

Game of two halves they say, well Craven Cottage certainly demonstrated that. Newcastle were good value for their one goal lead at the break Guthrie scoring a belter. Whatever Jol gave the lads from Amsterdam worked as they scored 5 in the second half. Yanky doodle getting the first ever hat trick scored by an American in the Prem and Zamora scoring one and setting up 3.

Mohammed Al-Fayed has erected a diner outside Craven Cottage in Dempseys honour

A return of 37 fantasy points between them, guaranteed awesomeness.

I scored more Fantasy points than you Zam

Ben ½ fa added a great consolation goal.  

Away from Anfield and Kenny is sharpening his axe as a lacklustre Liverpool fail to win at the leakiest defence in the league.

HERE.....SSSS KENNY!!

Bolton bossed the game and took the game by the scruff of the neck. Davies, Joker and a strikers finish from Steinsson. Bellamy got one and nearly got one from Joker as well as they tried to compete for the most annoying idiot in the prem. The usually cheerful Scott promised heads would roll for the display, perhaps Kenny should look in the mirror.  

Sessignon and Sunderland continued their great run with a win over Swansea.  

Stoke were surprised by stressed Roy's side, not as surprised as Morrison was to see Sorrenson fumble his shot.

Anyone seen Begovic anywhere?

Brick layer missed a penalty for Stoke and left it to D'Angelo to get one for the potters. Woys boys got the winner and lifter them further out of trouble.  

Happy Birthday Big Ek as Keano makes his first Villa start 10 years too late and scored two on his return to Molineux. His second was from the top drawer with a perfect first touch with the left and pile driver finish with the right.

Great finish from the leprechaun

Henry got himself sent off for trying to make a doner kebab out of Albrighton.

Oscar for Albrighton, Taxi for Henry

Other scores

To the table and Mr Nick gets 65, hamburger assisted with 40 from Dempsey as captain! Myself, Euie and Dr Dre also feature in the mid fifties. Top three remains intact with Mr Nick making a charge towards the top!