Gameweek 13

A need for speed, sad scenes on Sunday after the sadness of Garry Speeds death. Needless to say I was a big fan of the man and the player sweet left foot and a great leap for a small guy.

RIP Gary Speed Legend

Citeh held by Liverpool showing money does not always win the day but it bloody helps

Pocket change to Kenny and Roberto

United held by Newcastle, travesty of a penalty decision rightly incensed sir Alex. Olive oil tackled the ball and left Demba Ba to score yet more points!

Absolute shocker from the linesman Stevie Wonder

United looked great early on and Pardew reckoned the Toon had the most of the first half. Fergie asked what game he was watching.  United threw the proverbial at the Geordies

but they resisted Krul (who sounds like a type of seaweed) and Simpson pulling of some great saves. Guiterez was sent off for two stupid tackles.

It was a great game at Anfield unlike the game before it. Kompany adroitly used his shoulder to head Citeh in the lead as Adam used Lescott as a great diversion for the pools goal. Balotelli acted like the absolute twat we know all know and was sent off for two yellows.

Hart being Citehs best player tells you all you need to know.

Meireles/Romeu started instead of Frankie at the bridge and dirty Terry got the blues first goal against the Wolves. Sturridge added second and it was just a Mata of time till the Spainard had a stellar game again in a big way adding the third and and assisting Sturridge and Terry with an immense contribution.

Si two aaaasits Frankie, tu que haces??

Thomas Vermalean scored both goals at the Emirates for a 1 - 1 finish against Fulham. Surprise result as RVP drew a blank. Arsenal should have won the game.

Biggest surprise for me this week was that Bruce has gone before Kean, after they both were beaten at the weekend embarrassingly for Turnip against Wigan.

Turnip gets his marching orders

Will Mark Hughes replace the Turnip like void at the Black Cats

Tottenham too good for the Baggies and the Cheshire cat did the damage again for Spurs

Tonga and Tottenham Hotspurs striker Emmanuel Adebayor

Other scores

To the table and El Scorpiano made me eat my electronic words from last with a mercurial weekend when captain strategies did not go to plan. Other shining beacons of awesomeness were Nick, Euie and JZ in a rather mediocre gameweek all round.