Gameweek 17

El Rat gets an eight match ban and a pathetic £40,000 fine. The news breaks in Liverpool.

The pool players wear Suarez tshirts to show solidarity for the racist cheating bigot. They draw at Wigan, with Adam missing a penalty. They cannot buy a goal, I love Kennies miserable face.

Groundhog day as United hit five against a limp looking Fulham, goals from show pony, anonymous, Valencia (amazing form), berbaflop and a rooster from Wazza to put the coriander in the curry. How every Christmas do they start playing like magicians when they have been playing like paupers? It's a Christmas miracle

Please sir can I have some more goals??

 Bolton win the Lanchashire hotch potch and the Blackburn fans treat keen like Simon Cowell

I'm afraid its a no from me

Gunners beat an attacking Villa but were pressed all the way, Albrighton scoring the 20,000 premiership goal.

Bostinnnnn like

The irrepressible Van getting one of course and Walcott turned NERD again.

Citeh strolled past the potters with a couple for el bulli

Invisible hug for Carlos

West Brom one of the most improved sides in the prem get a great win away from home. All dem gals is back in the goals, Senegals Shearer scores a brace again (AFCON hurry up).

When I get that goal, I do that Wingie



Looking good there Shearer

The battle of London ends in a stalemate with goals from Adebayor and Sturridge.

The Moyes and MON charm offensive gets them victories, MON has even got Sessignon applying some varnish to his great approach play

This is how you do it Stéphane, wax on wax off

Wolves and Norwich game was a great advert for the premiership with scintillating end to end football from both.

Other scores

To the table and Christophe, JZ and Mighty Mighty Villa have over 70 weekends with some Nani cap strats gorgeous. I get leap frogged and the top three is as you were.