Gameweek 14

As you all know I like the sound of my own voice and I like to think I am a wordsmith and a football poet. Well this word map proves otherwise. The most common words I use are Scored, Goal, Added, Like, Defending and Great. Hardly Oscar Wilde is it.

www.wordle.net, very cool

The Citeh Mercenaries hit 5 - 1 maintaining their average of three goals at home per game.

It is all blue skies for Robertos millionaires

Kun, Nasri, Exotic, Egotelli shrugs in a forth and Johnson. Ruddy made a ruddy howler for Nasri misjudging his delivery. Morison continued his good form with a goal for Delias boys.

Utd not convincing at lack lustre Villa but Jones did not look shabby getting a strikers goal

Give that Scouser a good kicking son

Villa were abysmal first half, it was a game for injuries with little pea turned into the below

Herd, Young, Given kissed the blarny stone and Jenas (out for 6 months) also suffered a rough looking injury with a Greek God. Villa did attempt to take part in the second half to no avail.


To Chelski and sideshow got away with one early on Ba, which incensed Pardew. Lamps had his penalty saved by seaweed, things would not get any better for Lumphard.

Sturridge however looked menacing in an Emile Heskey kind of way hitting the ball hard and straight at the GK on numerous occasions.

What you talking about Willis?

 Only difference being Bruno would never get himself in the positions, Sturridge is skillful and quick. Ba looked the good side of menacing again, causing Chelski huge problems.

Mata nutcrackered around the pitch with the grace of a swan helping Drog to turn back the clock.Chelsea flattered by the score line in the end

Monkey man was a it again at Whitehart lane with a nice touch having g speed sewn into his boots.

He was a good boooyyoh

Maybe that's always been his secret!

Dodgy straight red for Cahill, last thing Quasimodo and Bolton needed. Adebayor was wasteful and at least Defoe picked up goal scoring duties along with chav Lennon.

Tram lines init like, NAH what

Bird gangsta hit 4 for Sweaty babies team as they seemingly coasted past the Swans. Rooster, header, tap in and a peno, Star performer of the week aided by good service, yes I did say good.

Bird Man keeping it thug for life

 Blackburn made Swan kebabs but the swan did not go down easily strangled.

MON is turnips replacement and he witnessed the good and bad vs Wolves. Seems a united reject back four is not enough to deliver defensive solidity.

Nothing to worry about Martin, just sign Heskey

The prodigious Van Persie returned this game week helping the Gunnners to a 4 - 0 win over relegation hopefuls Wigan. Arteta, Vermalean and Gervinho assisted by robin added the others. Walcott with the assist racking up.

Theo is a provider girl

Liverpool lost away at Craven Cottage hindered by the Devine pony tail. Suarez was not as effective roaming the width of the Fulham box. Spearing was sent off for an old fashioned (but fair) tackle.

Schmiegel wantsis the RED to be appealediss Kenny

 Glenn don't ask me to defend Johnson invited the Fulham players inside on to their strong foot both Dempsey and Murphy for the goal. Pepe dropped the chorizo and yank slotted the rebound. Liverfool for all their possession lacked that guilt edge chance. Still not looking top 4 to me.

Other scores

To the table and panties puff puffs score 83 and leap frogs me by a point. If his beloved Liverpool had been more ruthless we would both be happier. 666', Donovan and Johnno (welcome back my son) score over 70. Top three remains changed, going to take some bold captain strategies.