Gameweek 16

Noisy neighbours and the Gooners produced one of the most engaging games of the season going head to head. El Bulli was uncharacterised wasteful

Kun Aguero

Gervinho was his usually wasteful self, I bet he boils his kettle full of water and never finishes all of his dinner.

PROOF, this is Melons kettle

 Wojciech Szczęsny had a superb game between the sticks and has the best name in football.
Joe was also tested late on by the dutch destroyers and lame Theo.

Silva got the winner after song invited Ego in onto his right. Zabeleta a decent left back (Sorry Gael) hit the post, Citeh had lots of chances.

Diving header for Wazza Gabooni nice setup from Valencia as United got in-front in the first minute.

Who you looking at kidder

 You can imagine Warnock before the game

Keep it tight lads its fortress Loftus, we are quality

Carrick scored a rooster proving that periodically he can provide an end product. Valencia looked great for the second week running only Verny denied him a goal.

Two feathered birds failed to take flight drawing a blank.

Brendan Rodgers

Alan Pardew

Best striker Ba none could not even break the deadlock with Vorm equal to whatever the toon threw at them.

Flying Ba Ba

Will it be 3 nil or 4 nil was the question, well neither how about 1 - 1. Martinez not known for his tactics kept it tight and managed to smother the pensioners. Ivanovic handled in the box from Moses shot. Chelski found it hard to break down the 5 at the back. Dan the man did break the deadlock with his right foot great finish. Another terrible celebration though dancing in a straight jacket. Wigan then got expansive and got the equaliser shock horror, two points dropped!

Sylar from Heroes is that you?

Pav scored for Spurs as Arry lost both of his wingers Bale before the game and Lennon during. Rafa and Modric picked up the slack. Honeymoon over for Adebayor?

Blackburn and Bolton both have two things in common Scottish managers who are very optimistic with no reason to be. Losing to West Brom and Fulham respectively.

Scotland's answer to George Clooney

I'm so chuffed with the lads

Villa very predictably lose to Liverpool, they have taken more points of Villa than any other club in Premiership history. Pool had a purple 20 mins and scored twice through Bellamy and Skrytel. Downing got the response he deserved the judas twat.

Everybody's left Stewart you moron

N'Zogbia had his best villa game so far and actually shot at the goal, you read it here first! Suarez was good with out adding goals that pool deserved.

Other scores

To the table and 666, Batman and Euie Pooh scored well from an otherwise fruitless game week. Bad week for Nick Nock means El Scorpiano gets Excited. Master BT gets himself more cushion for the pushin and goes 40 points clear. The games are about to come thick and fast, I love Christmas!